Re: Corrupt-a-wish

by **Night Eyes** Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:08 am

Granted but your body double steals your identity

i wish i could get off my bum and go do my housework

by Guest Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:14 am

Granted but you spend the whole time doing your housework thinking about the forum Twisted Evil

I wish I could marry Dr K (and please don't make us get divorced!)

by **lunareclipse** Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:19 am

Granted, but he comes with 2 pet goats Charlie and Judy and he insists they sleep on your bed to keep his toes warm.

I wish I could design my own home...

by Phantasm Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:26 am

Granted but at the price of having a hundred cats live with you, and you suddenly become allergic to cats. Twisted Evil

I wish I knew what to post next. Laughing

by **lunareclipse** Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:31 am

Granted and it's something really brilliant, but just as you are about to post, your internet connection disappears.

I wish I could have coffee with all of you in Paris...

by Phantasm Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:33 am

Granted, but you end up having too much coffee and turn into a monster like the guy in a video I once posted. Corrupt-a-wish - Page 2 221039779

I wish President would stop eating all my cookies.

by **lunareclipse** Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:43 am

Lol yeah I remember that video Laughing

Granted, but he is now eating absolutely everything else you have, except cookies. He will even eat the coffee grains and condiments and spices, so you will have nothing but empty cupboards and a couple cookies.

I wish I could go visit my family...

by Phantasm Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:56 am

Actually it was a pretty horrible video, even I admit that. But catchy song. Very Happy

You can visit your family but it's winter and you're all snowed in and you're stuck inside without internet and you're having a lovely time but Santa Claus can't fit through the snow-jammed chimney. Corrupt-a-wish - Page 2 221039779

I wish Nine eyes would come and play.

by **Night Eyes** Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:12 am

Granted, but you have to like Kittens for a day

I wish i could go to a posh fancy Cocktail party

by Guest Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:08 pm

Granted but you have to go dressed as a penis.

I wish I had a little kitten.

by **Willow** Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:44 pm

Granted but the kitten turns out to be a tiger cub and costs a fortune to feed and ate care of

I wish I could get my shy guy friend to talk to me without getting so nervous I love you

by **Night Eyes** Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:05 pm

Granted but now he wont stop talking even when you're sleeping..

I wish i had an Orchid in a pretty little pot to look after

by **Willow** Sun Oct 11, 2015 3:49 pm

Granted-but the orchid is a really rare one and gets you invited to flower shows all over the world so you don't have much time for anything else.

I wish to get fit enough in the next four weeks for my fitness and medical test.

by Guest Sun Oct 11, 2015 8:07 pm

Granted but there is a mix up with your results and even though you passed they show you've been doing hard drugs for the past week and they call the Police on you and you end up in prison.

I wish I could go to sleep.

by **lunareclipse** Sun Oct 11, 2015 8:43 pm

Granted, but you will fall asleep on a bus, the driver won't notice and you will wake up in the middle of the night in a bus depot somewhere in Butt of Lewis (yes I Googled the funny place names in Scotland Rolling Eyes

)

(by the way I never noticed PR photobombing your profile pic)

I wish I could sing like an angel...

by Phantasm Mon Oct 12, 2015 5:02 am

Granted but only as well as a VS Angel. Which...

As you can see.

And I love C/PR's photobomb.
I wish Posay would ride by my house on Bruce. Very Happy

by **Night Eyes** Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:35 am

Granted but Posay insists on Bruce being treated as Royalty, so you have to let him sleep in your bed.

I wish i could go for afternoon Tea

by **President Roosevelt** Mon Oct 12, 2015 11:48 am

Phantasm wrote:Granted but only as well as a VS Angel. Which...

As you can see.

Someone's horny lol Cool

by Guest Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:00 pm

Lol Lunar, I have heard of Lewis but never the Butt of Lewis Razz

I'll have to visit one day and take photos for you Razz

Night, granted, but instead of serving edible food they serve plastic food.

I wish...for real life wishes.

by Guest Tue Oct 13, 2015 5:17 am

President Roosevelt wrote:
Phantasm wrote:Granted but only as well as a VS Angel. Which...

As you can see.

Someone's horny lol

*splutters*

You and Phanty and your taste in women.

Posay: granted, but you have a love/hate relationship with your real-life genie.

I wish I could spend the Christmas holidays with all of you in a chalet in Switzerland, snowed in, playing a murder mystery game in the style of Agatha Christie..... and obviously, not getting what we act out. Wink

by **Night Eyes** Tue Oct 13, 2015 6:25 am

Granted, but you have to do all the cooking

I wish James Bay was my boyfriend

by Guest Tue Oct 13, 2015 6:31 am

Granted, but he has lice. Laughing

(sorry...best thing I could think of Razz

)

I wish someone I miss would send me a message out of the blue.

by **Night Eyes** Tue Oct 13, 2015 6:37 am

hahahahahahahah... sorry i snorted when i read that!

*buys Hedrin*

Granted, but they just want to talk about the weather

I wish i had a new book to read

by Guest Tue Oct 13, 2015 6:39 am

lol I thought it would crack you up. Very Happy

And how did you know the person I miss and I have a running joke about talking about the weather? Shocked

Granted, but the book has its pages glued together so the only thing you can read is the dust jacket. Wink

I wish PR would play this game. Razz

by **Night Eyes** Tue Oct 13, 2015 6:56 am

Haha lucky guess?

i'll let someone else grant your wish x

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