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Post by Freya on Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:19 pm

Santa Claus is coming to town!

Little did any of you know that Santa Claus is the true identity of President Roosevelt...



Santa baby, just slip a Sable under the tree for me;
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue;
I'll wait up for you, dear; Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed;
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed;
Next year I could be just as good... if you check off my Christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot;
Been an angel all year; Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, one little thing I really need...
The deed... to a platinum mine, Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with the duplex and checks;
Sign your 'X' on the line, Santa cutie,
and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree with some decorations bought at Tiffany's;
I really do believe in you;
Let's see if you believe in me...

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing... A ring...
I don't mean on the phone; Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight!



(And no, Santa baby, I am not immature.)



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Re: Santa baby!

Post by President Roosevelt on Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:40 pm

It's so hard not to think of dirty things while reading that poem lol
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Re: Santa baby!

Post by Freya on Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:43 pm

Eh? Shocked

Anyway it's not a poem, it's the lyrics to a song, which according to Miranda Kerr is what we sing in Australia (I've never even heard it before)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUE86_rcCo4 *

Merry Hannukah Pressie Claus Very Happy

*now that I've watched it...it's not exactly decent Embarassed sorry folks
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Post by lunareclipse on Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:24 am

If Pressie is Santa and you want a ring from him, I guess the wedding is back on Twisted Evil

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Post by Freya on Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:39 am

lunareclipse wrote:If Pressie is Santa and you want a ring from him, I guess the wedding is back on Twisted Evil

I told him I (we) could scare him Very Happy

No wonder he went offline so suddenly Razz

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